This is me, Arys. I worked really hard at Long Lartin Prison from 21 December 2018 until 12 September 2024 when I hung up my lead. I always have a lot to say for myself so Grandma said I could write to you myself. I'm very verbose. I said verbose, not obese.  I know lots of words, especially swear ones.  That's mum's fault. Mum was the lead holder at Long Lartin. 

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